[GovernmentShrinker]

It isn't just you. And I'm female. This is totally ridiculous. They might as well rule that if you gave a kid permission to practice the 50 yard dash on your property, then yell out just when s/he's gotten up to maximum speed that you withdraw your permission, and s/he continues for several more yards, that the kid is guilty of trespassing. Onwards to the U.S. Supreme Court, where hopefully some sanity still resides.

[Arkinsaw]

They might as well rule that if you gave a kid permission to practice the 50 yard dash on your property, then yell out just when s/he's gotten up to maximum speed that you withdraw your permission, and s/he continues for several more yards, that the kid is guilty of trespassing.

Actually not even withdrawing your permission, just suggesting that maybe you don't possibly perhaps want someone running on your property....maybe.....hypothetically.

[judgeandjury]

They might as well rule that if you gave a kid permission to practice the 50 yard dash on your property, then yell out just when s/he's gotten up to maximum speed that you withdraw your permission, and s/he continues for several more yards, that the kid is guilty of trespassing.

That is one of the worst anologies I've ever heard.