I remember one time when I was 10...I got the soap from my mother after I got a dope slap from my father.
It was at the dinner table and I was asked to say grace. I started out with, "In the name of the Father and of the Son:...and then to be a wise ass I added, "Peter got up and hit a home run."......BOOM! My father's backhand landed on the side of my head. My mother gathered me up from the floor and marched me into the bathroom and applied the Ivory to my ivories.
Needlessly said, I never repeated the poem again.
LOL! I had a similar experience with the same ending. I had gone to the drive-in a couple of days before and borrowed a line from the movie. "Good food, good meat, gettin late, lets eat." POW...those were the days.