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To: dpwiener
So why can't we also clone souls?

Hmmm... since we can't actually detect the existence of a soul apart from the conscious human being whom it supposedly "animates"...

Why yes, I can clone a soul. My associates and I have perfected the process, and we have a patent pending. And I'll send you a prospectus for the company, SoulAid (OTCBB:SOULSRUS), giving you a ground floor opportunity for just a $1,000 investment. You'd be nuts to pass this up!

13 posted on 01/03/2003 10:57:54 PM PST by jennyp
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To: jennyp
Why yes, I can clone a soul. My associates and I have perfected the process, and we have a patent pending. And I'll send you a prospectus for the company, SoulAid (OTCBB:SOULSRUS), giving you a ground floor opportunity for just a $1,000 investment. You'd be nuts to pass this up!

The problem is that we have no idea as to the current market value of a soul. Who knows what Satan has to pay these days? Where's the aftermarket in soul trading? Is a soul indivisible, or can you sell shares in it? What's the discounted future value of a soul? Is there an intrinsic interest rate?

Until you can answer these questions and many others in a prospectus, your Souls-R-Us IPO is going nowhere.

57 posted on 01/04/2003 12:47:56 AM PST by dpwiener
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