Are you a Democrat? Take this test and find out!

The Political Vine (Georgia grass-roots GOP Newsletter) ^ | 1.3.03

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

I am a 36 as well.

[Terriergal]

Good one!

[Doomonyou]

Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?

39!

[SaveTheChief]

Liberal or Conservative?

39 here

[Terriergal]

ping for a chuckle - although it is too true to be funny!

[Dead Corpse]

30 on the first test. Dead top libertarian on the second.

(sarcasm)I'm shocked I tell you!(/sarcasm)

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

... Democrat Party Platform are announced at their next convention in Boston.

Please, it's bad enough that I have to drive home in blizzard, but could you please not remind me about that again for at least another two years.

Thanks.

LiM

[SaveTheChief]

I found myself scoring almost a libertarian label but I do not necessarily buy it, given the fact that this seems to be administered by a libertarian website.

Some of the questions are vague and non-specific, so they can apply the answers however they feel meets their needs.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

38, I don't know where I lost points. This test reminds me of the Army leadership inventory test, questions like, "Would you rather lead men into combat or arrange flowers?" If you're trying to get into West Point, what do the think the right answer is?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I don't need no steenkeen test!

I can find my ass with only one hand. Ergo, I am not a Democrat. A Democrat would need both hands and still couldn't find his ass.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

I agree most of the questions are this way.

[Mudboy Slim]

DemonRAT...

"Poltroons!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")

It's true!! The Left's been had...
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!

Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain."
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...

Hey News, you let US down...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!

So sing out loud about Slick's sins...
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...

Poltroons, don't look so sad...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter,
Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....

Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)

[RnMomof7]

Great and fun thread...lots of chuckles..thanks for the flag

[JimRed]

Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?

37- between Bob Dole and Ronald Reagan.

[SteveSenti]

foflmfao!

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

I am definately a ConservaBabe!

[Fiddlstix]

Great Post

[flutters]

I haven't read this before. I guess I'm not as groanup as you are. ;)

I did enjoy it and will print it out and pass it on.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

37 - between Reagan and Dole.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Hubba hubba!