To: Diddle E. Squat
Don't give him any ideas.
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Trent Lott's Kwanzaa Message to the Nation
Waaaaaaaah Zuuuuuuuup? Props to all the homeys and bizzos back at Ole Miss, and a shout out to my D.C. posse.
Seriously, I would like to wish a Meaningful Kwanzaa to my people and join you in introspective confrontation of self and society from December 26th to January 1st in order to begin to receive and reconstruct our history and our lives, rebuilding a more positive image.
Umoja, Kujichagulia, Ujima, Ujamaa, Nia, Kuumba, Imani. Now, with that out of the way...
I mo take this op to lay my swerve on that riff I did at Double-Zero's candle jam. Yo peeps, I was just trippin, doing a buck fifty and just busted a shiz-nits. On the furilla, my niggilla. We was just kickin' it. But, no diggety, my rap was totally wack, nomsayin?
Now let's all slap skin and get down to the hardcore. Don't forget who got the phat pockets, and I'm fixin' to stack you brothers up some serious scrilla scratch. You heard? And all those Senate bee-yotches tryin' to Swazey my ass, ya need to just slow ya roll else we gone knuckle up and I mo bust a cap in yo doggy bone.
Crack another 40 and smoke some kill, ![](http://www.thespeciousreport.com/lott-sig.gif)
To: GraniteStateConservative
Is Trent a member of the East Coast or West Coast posse?
To: GraniteStateConservative
The Rev. Al Sharpton called on Republicans yesterday to "clarify themselves" on civil rights issues, and said he has had conversations with incoming Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist that he hopes will "be healthy in this post-Lott atmosphere."
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I told [Mr. Frist] that this could be an opportunity for the Republicans to clarify themselves," said Mr. Sharpton, who is considering running for president. "They should not take Senator Lott's decision to step aside as a sign that the concerns of the black community have stepped aside."
http://www.washtimes.com/national/20021228-12372055.htm
46 posted on
01/03/2003 11:31:26 AM PST by
TLBSHOW
To: GraniteStateConservative
To: GraniteStateConservative
LOL!! That's Hillarious...
52 posted on
01/03/2003 11:38:22 AM PST by
Sungirl
To: GraniteStateConservative
ROFLMAO
53 posted on
01/03/2003 11:39:44 AM PST by
MJY1288
To: GraniteStateConservative; dead; Senator Pardek; LurkerNoMore!
That is hilarious, but I need some assistance with the translation.
To: GraniteStateConservative
that is classic! thanks for the laugh.
To: GraniteStateConservative
Trent acking like he hit up some bubonic chronic and a gang of tang. Sheeat.
61 posted on
01/03/2003 12:00:54 PM PST by
dead
To: GraniteStateConservative
LOL
To: GraniteStateConservative
Hey, this is really good satire. The problem with Trent is that he probably thinks his press secretary actually released this ridiculous statement. Poor Trent, he just can't remember what he belives or for how long. Still he should not have been removed as "leader" over a silly comment at a birthday party.
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