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Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

(Kathy, you're gonna LOVE this one)

A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs,
"Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was
all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a
frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed,
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll,
it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane
ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the
directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A
FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."