Speaking of which, why is it that nobody seems to understand the difference between "its" and "it's"? "The monkey scratched it's butt." "Its time to go!"
Or there/they're/their? "Their going to be in trouble!"
Or "to" and "too"? "He's been gone to long."
Or "who's" and "whose"? "Who's car is this?" "Let's freep Congress! Whose with me?"
Maybe I should just give in and see if the handle "Unreconstructed Elitist Bastard" is still available ;)