66% of German Women have had same sex relations (!)

San Francisco Examiner ^ | 12/30/02 | P.J. Corkery

[truenospinzone]

Well, I had sex with 66% of the female German exchange students I went to school with, but I'm not going to take this as any sort of sign of my virility...

[Argh]

Proof positive that Hillary's a Nazi.

[APBaer]

"oh those German women."

[TRY ONE]

How do you find the bride in a German wedding?

Ans. She's the one with the braided arm pits.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Pretty weird. I had no idea that any of that went on. I guess I shouldn't be terribly surprised.

[Vaquero]

I can imagine the Butch ones wearing that Valkyrie, horned, head gear, while the old Second City TV "Vikings and Beekeepers" plays in the backround. ; )~

[brewcrew]

You reminded me of a joke I heard: In my next life, I'm coming back as a lesbian. Not only do I get to have sex with innumerable women, I get to play from the ladies' tees.

[Revolting cat!]

Only 66%? That's nothing compared with the 100% of female Krintong cabinet members!

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

I love it!

[tracer]

In all fairness, I suggest that said women may not have had said same-sex relations knowingly....

[rs79bm]

In a related study .... Women Nicer to Kiss on Screen, Says Julianne Moore

[rabidralph]

Your screen name and the thread title make me laugh. Happy New Year!

[weikel]

I'm not saying all Germans are beer-drinking nymphos who look at porn all the time

Damn you for getting my hopes up.

[JudyB1938]

That should come as no surprise. Marlene flaunted it!


Do a google search on "German Women" - Lesbian.

You'll also find there's a long and strong perversion among the men, too,
dating back long before Hitler tried to kill them all off.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Not a good sign for the size of the next generation of Germans.

Perhaps it's a good sign of the size of this generation of Germans! :-D

[rellimpank]

--reminiscent of an even older cigarette commercial line--" nine out of ten doctors who try Camels"--with countless numbers of wits chiming in with "prefer women"--

[LiveFreeOrDie2001]

"I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. "

Hey, so am I...!!

[Charles Martel]

"Red Hour" Ping!

The following is from post # 39 - sound kinda familiar? ;-)

Another strange thing, for these supposedly morally conservative countries, is their winter Karnival / Fasnacht season. For a full week, people who want to often take off work and spend each day during the Karnival week fully dressed in a costume (face masked too, often) and going from pub to pub, taking part in parades and dances, etc. It is common for infidelities to take place, as wives do not stay with their husbands during these events. These Fasnacht affairs are "not supposed to count," as everything is crazy during this orgiastic week. Some of the most businesslike, straightlaced people the rest of the year are the ones who especially take part in this craziness.

[gilor]

As Kyle said in a South Park episode

"Dude, whats the hell is wrong with German people!"

[JudyB1938]

THE REAL REASON FOR ALL THOSE GERMAN LESBIANS?

German penises 'too small for EU condoms'

Germany has demanded a rethink on EU guidelines on condom size after finding its average penis did not measure up.

Doctors around Essen were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels.

They reported the EU has overestimated the size of the average penis by almost 20% and insist other countries will discover the same.

Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "By checking hundreds of patients we found German penises were too small for standard EU condoms.

"On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."