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To: Desdemona
I must of been an extremely healthy college student.
20 posted on 12/30/2002 1:27:17 PM PST by Maynerd
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To: Maynerd
I must of been an extremely healthy college student

Yep! I was a very healthy single GI back in the early 60's. Then I got married, and well, shoot, look at me now.

21 posted on 12/30/2002 1:31:12 PM PST by Don Carlos
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To: Maynerd
I must of been an extremely healthy college student.

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

40 posted on 12/31/2002 11:08:19 AM PST by b4its2late
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