Who would a President Hillary Rodham chose to be in her Cabinet?

Slyfox

[Slyfox]

Who would a President Hillary Rodham chose for top Cabinet posts?

Candidates do not have to be American citizens.
In fact, they don’t even have to be alive.

Here’s a good start:

Co-President - Bill Clinton

Vice-President’s - Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Lenin

Secretary of State - Saddam Hussein

Minister of Agriculture - Robert Mugabe

Minister of Education - Larry Flynt

Minister of Propaganda - Joseph Goebbels

[WarmLiquidGhoo]

Secretary of State - Sean Penn

Secretary of Defense - Martin Sheen

Homeland Security - Woody Harelson

Presidential Spokesperson - Barbra "The government oughta do more" Striesand

Secretary of Smegma - Bill Clinton

[Teacher317]

Hillary would NEVER allow any strong personalities to be around her... SHE must be the focus, and SHE will not be disobeyed. She will only have lackeys, yes-persons, and lick-spittles, not forceful personalities. SHE will be the only mass-murderer in the room, thankyouverymuch.

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[MEGoody]

Why bother posting this? Hitlery will NEVER be President. (I know, I know - but today has been rough enough. I need to pretend this can't happen.)

[Slyfox]

Why bother posting it?

Well, it has been fun, for one thing. But, it has been Hillary's goal since college to become president of the United States. She hooked up with another political animal in order to become co-president. We would be remiss not to look at the possibility of her becoming president. She is determined to do it and it is our duty to know her inside and out.

She is an enemy to freedom and everything we hold dear. She must be stopped. But, how are we going to fight her unless we look at the possibility square in the face?

What would a Rodham presidency be like? Where she is not doing things behind the scenes, but rather in broad daylight? How many executive orders do you think she could crank out in 24 hour period? What kind of things do you think she would push for? If you think she would hesitate at all to declare Marshall Law?

Hillary is a psychopath and will only be stopped when a brick wall in placed in her path of destruction and where she is chained to the ground, including her brain. (Euphemistically speaking, of course.)

Humor has a way of teaching that is very effective.

Hillary's mentor, Saul Alinsky, said it best:

Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.

[Slyfox]

Thanks, you are a gem.

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[Cymbaline]

I actually came up with a list when Algore was running:

President: Hillary Clinton
Vice President: Shirley MacLaine

Secretary of Agriculture: Robert Mugabe
Secretary of Commerce: Jorge Cabrerra
Secretary of Defense: Jane Fonda
Secretary of Education: Joycelyn Elders
Secretary of Energy: Ted Kaczynski
Secretary of Environment: David Foreman, founder of Earth First
Secretary of the Interior: Head of the Sierra Club
Secretary of Labor: Jimmy Hoffa Jr.
Secretary of State: Jimmy Carter
Secretary of Transportation: Ted Kennedy
Secretary of Treasury: John Gotti (or Dan Rostenkowski)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Patty Murray

Attorney General: Johnny Cochrane
U.N. Ambassador: Ted Turner
Drug Czar: Marion Berry
Director of C.I.A.: Larry Flynt
Director of F.B.I.: Mumia Abu Jamal
Director of HUD: Jesse Jackson
Head of H.H.S.: Sharon Stone
National Security Advisor: Aldrich Ames
Head of I.N.S.: Loretta Sanchez
Surgeon General: Jack Kevorkian
Press Secretary: Bobcat Golthwaite
Poet Laureate: Jello Biafra

Supreme Court:

1. Alan Derschowitz (Chief Justice)
2. Barbara Streisand
3. Lance Ito
4. Bill Clinton
5. Mario Cuomo
6. Jerry Brown
7. Robert Shapiro
8. F. Lee Baily
9. Peter Singer

[Slyfox]

When I posted this thread, I wanted to come up with a list like yours, but I didn't have time to really think about it. You did an excellent job. Your list is probably more like who she'd really choose.

If and when Hillary announces, you ought to post your list as a thread of it's own. :]

[Slyfox]

Press Secretary: Bobcat Golthwaite

My head hurts just thinking of that one.

[Carolinamom]

Case of putting a double-wide cart before the horse jackass, isn't it?

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