[FreetheSouth!]

Have you ever tried to skin a pig? I wouldn't recomend it! With a sow, you scrape 'em, don't skin 'em. With a bore, you feed it to the dogs and hope they have strong stomachs(and that you live up wind).

[catpuppy]

Must admit I have not. I did come home one day to find that wild hogs had carved ditches through my little patch of woods, uprooting stones and whatever else got in their way. A call to the 2nd Amendment believing good old boys who lived nearby took care of the problem.

[strela]

With a bore, you feed it to the dogs and hope they have strong stomachs(and that you live up wind).

Wonderful idea, but feeding your tedious party guests to the dogs will get you talked about. Being a bore should indeed merit the death penalty, but its not PC to actually come out and say it.