I met a white guy from WV during basic training at Ft. Knox many years ago. His name was/is Gordon Gordon Gordon.
He reminds me of George Foreman's kids.
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His folks must have gotten the idea from Joseph Heller's Catch-22. He had a character whose family, middle, and given names were all "Major." You can guess rank he was:
Major Major Major Major.
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