Satire: Most Popular U.S. Baby Names [for Black, White and Asian students in U.S.]

The Onion ^ | December 25, 2002 issue | The Onion Staff

[Xenalyte]

Ah, I see. You're drawing a distinction between historical characters (like Hank and Kate) and fantasy characters (like Xen and Ralla).

[fogarty]

I had a Vietnamese guy on the track team who's father was named Phuc Loung. Pronounced just like it sounds.

[summer]

RE your post #660 - I never even thought of that.

[summer]

See post #643.

[A.J.Armitage]

Remember, the most famous American named Aaron shot Alexander Hamilton, and the original Aaron nearly got all the Jews except Moses killed by God for idolatry. We're bad news.

(The J isn't for Jason, and unlike most Aarons with J for a middle initial has legitimate family history behind it.)

[FreepLady]

I have three children. Two have strange names and one "normal" name: Camden (F), Grayson (M) and Jennifer(F). Trust me...their are LONG stories attached to these names!!

[Little Bill]

I might have known a Libertarian, Aaron, Libertarian, it fits, I scored in as a Right Conservitive. I took the test at Carla Howells house when she was running for Governor and Swifty was the only Republican canidate, in Mass. Better a Libertarian than a commie.

[FUMETTI]

LOL!! The face that sank a million ships.

[Straight Vermonter]

The only thing Nick Cage ever did that I liked.

[Law]

Bump and Ping to self to read later

[Law]

Bump to read again.

[dljordan]

We had a woman apply for a job where I worked whose name was FEMALE. She pronounced it FEE MAL A. The mother must have been too stoned to name her baby so the hospital staff just used her gender. I felt it was kind of cruel but I don't think she was even aware of it.