[T. P. Pole]

You get to live to be 150, but you have to eat three heads of cabbage each day...

[theFIRMbss]

>The effect is only related to calories. As long as essential nutrients are present, the relative amounts of protein, carbohydrate, and fat make no difference.
>>...three heads of cabbage

Zone Perfect people
probably have a leg up.
They get good balance...

[dirtboy]

You get to live to be 150, but you have to eat three heads of cabbage each day...

And spend a third of your life on the toilet, so it averages out the same anyway...

[gnarledmaw]

"...eat three heads of cabbage each day..."

Thats a bad thing? Admit it, you live in Wisconsin but youre a transplant, right?

[vikzilla]

You get to live to be 150, but you have to eat three heads of cabbage each day...

Who would want to be around anyone that eats three heads of cabbage a day! Can you imagine some old guy thats been doing it for 50 yrs. WHEW!

[Focault's Pendulum]

You get to live to be 150, but you have to eat three heads of cabbage each day...

I tried...but I could only get two down at a sitting.

Somehow downing a third gives me constipation.

Privately....I think the Cabbage Patch Kids are owned by Metemucil"