[Focault's Pendulum]

You get to live to be 150, but you have to eat three heads of cabbage each day...

I tried...but I could only get two down at a sitting.

Somehow downing a third gives me constipation.

Privately....I think the Cabbage Patch Kids are owned by Metemucil"

[T. P. Pole]

Somehow downing a third gives me constipation.

That's the point. The first two give you the runs.

At least, they do if you are eating them correctly...