Stop Alien Abductions! (with your thought-screen helmet)

Stopalienabductions.com ^ | JON LOCKE

[boris]

STOP ALIEN ABDUCTIONS

THIS WEBSITE TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET, THE MATERIALS AND TOOLS YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE, AND WHERE YOU CAN OBTAIN THE MATERIALS

The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them.

Results of the thought screen helmet exceeded expectations. Since January 2000 aliens have not taken any abductees while they were wearing thought screen helmets using Velostat shielding. See Case Histories and Testimonials.

The thought screen helmet was invented by Michael Menkin in 1998 and named after the thought screens that were described by science fiction writer Edward Elmer Smith Ph.D. in the Gray Lensman novels.

Other shielding material was tried in previous models with less success. Do not substitute the Velostat shielding with other materials. The Velostat made by 3M works!

You can make a thought screen helmet for $35.

[VadeRetro]

I used to worry and get upset about silly things like the stuff this article is about. I used to think some of those around me were becoming pod-people. Isn't that just nuts? "Pod-people!!??" If I fell asleep the pod-people would take me over.

Anyway, one day I stopped worrying. Now everything is fine. I see how silly it all was. There's nothing at all to fear.

I don't get upset anymore. About anything. Ever. The trick is just to give in and fall asleep. You might as well.

[BenLurkin]

Not to worry, not to worry. Here's what it is all about:

[VadeRetro]

If that's all the bigger they are, why don't we just step on them?

[McGruff]

This sounds series!

[Eternal_Bear]

Have you wondered why we have no plans to go back to the Moon or go to Mars? The ET's told us we were grounded till we learn to behave ourselves.(yuck, yuck, yuck)

[BenLurkin]

Or give them a ticket:

[DeFault User]

But what if the microchip is implanted in your butt? They'll still be able to find you!!

Does that mean I'm going to have to wear tin foil Depends?

Well, what's a little chafing if it means safety?

[VadeRetro]

Or give them a ticket:

Now we're gonna get it! Maybe tear it up under "diplomatic immunity?"

[Nick Thimmesch]

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[MHGinTN]

All your Velostat are belong to us

[PistolPaknMama]

Well, in case the aliens have never heard of Jesus, you could always try what the anti-gunners suggest. Talk to your alien, build trust, learn about their childhood and why they feel a need to kidnap earthlings. Probably y'all will find some common frailty and end up vacationing together and blah blah blah. After all, aliens is people too! :-)

[PistolPaknMama]

Well, in case the aliens have never heard of Jesus, you could always try what the anti-gunners suggest. Talk to your alien, build trust, learn about their childhood and why they feel a need to kidnap earthlings. Probably y'all will find some common frailty and end up vacationing together and blah blah blah. After all, aliens is people too! :-)

[boris]

"Actually, according to the one book I've seen on the subject of resisting abductions, fierce anger INSTANTLY wound up followed by angry and stern commands for them to get lost etc. work well IF INSTANTLY entered into at FIRST HINT or INTUITION of an impending abduction."

What I do is fart. The greys drop dead immediately. I got a stack of 'em in my garage, piled up like cordwood.

--Boris

[boris]

"There's more to this in the way of mental illness than just being deluded or seeking attention."

A lot of it (IMHO) can be explained as "sleep paralysis". I have actually experienced sleep paralysis (once). A slight digression:

Mammals evolved so that the body is essentially paralyzed (not completely) during sleep. Thrashing around in the undergrowth while unconscious is a good way of becoming dinner.

Sometimes, in the "zone" between waking and sleeping, the body becomes (mostly) paralyzed before consciousness is lost. Sometimes during the onset of sleep, sometimes while waking.

I experienced this one evening when, exhausted after work, I flung myself onto my bed to "rest for 15". Suddenly I realized I could not move. I thought, "Gee, this is weird. I guess I should be scared but somehow I'm not. If I stay 'frozen' like this, I could die here..." Suddenly the 'spell' passed and I could move again.

Apparently such experiences are not uncommon, and are frequently accompanied by feelings of "a presence" in the room, pressure on one's chest, floating, etc.

In the 1600s many accounts of succubi/incubi may have been the results of sleep paralysis; as were claims of visitations by witches. Now we get little green men.

--Boris

P.S. My experience did not include anything beyond the strange feeling of not being able to control my extremities and lasted perhaps 5 minutes.

[boris]

Is that Bill Gates?

[boris]

"Talk to your alien"

I'm trying to get in touch with my Inner Alien.

--Boris

[MHGinTN]

Try 'lucid dreaming', Boris. BTW, I would agree with the 'paralysis' scenario. During my excursions into lucid dreaming, I'm told by relatives that I'm like a limp dish rag. Try it, you'll like it. Give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything.

[Quix]

But for some grey races, isn't the smell almost terminal?

Or is that only for the reptillians?

[Quix]

Perhaps with some races.

But some races claim to have created Jesus with genetic engineering for social stability purposes for humans on earth.

[PistolPaknMama]

What I do is fart.

Well, that leads to the next question, obviously. Have you ever used the Velostat helmet and, if so, which method do you feel is more prone to results?