[SheLion]

What the heck is WRONG with my kids?! I've been up fer a coupla hours, excited as all git out to see what Santa's brought us, and these young'uns wanna sleep in!?!?!!

Wasn't like that when I wuz a kid!!

Me either. I was always waking my FOLKS up!!!!!!!!! Are they up NOW???!!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Are they up NOW???!!!!!"

Finally, but not until I went into their rooms and sang a rousing rendition of "Jingle Bells...Lib'rals Smell...Leftists Condone RAPE..." at 'em...LOL!!

Got it all on tape, too...MUD