[unspun]

So we called the ACLU, figuring they existed for just such incidents as these. And they do apparently...but only if we were minorities. That’s what they told us. As I said, it doesn't pass my smell test. Do *you* really think the ACLU told him that?

Sounds in keeping with their bias, to me, that they would only get involved if it was "discrimination" and hopefully a potential "hate crime." (Indiscriminate abuse is not their bag, they've got other fish to fry.)

[dighton]

My question wasn't about the ACLU's racial biases, real or imagined. I highlighted the last sentence for a reason:

So we called the ACLU, figuring they existed for just such incidents as these. And they do apparently...but only if we were minorities. That’s what they told us.

Do you really believe that the ACLU, however biased they may (or may not) be, would tell a caller that?