An ASS?
I have just looked over the membership rolls for the American Society of Steves and do not see your name.
Therefore I can only assume you are not an A.S.S.,damfool, doodle, idiot, imbecile, jackass, jerk, mooncalf, nincompoop, ninny, ninnyhammer, poop, schmo,schmuck possibly. But not an A.S.S!