[freedumb2003]

1-Which is the largest lake in North America?
The Great Lake
2-What is the national language of Brazil?
Brazilian
3-In what country was the Battle of Waterloo fought?
Waterloovolle
4-Who made the first non-stop transatlantic solo flight?
Mr. United
5-What professions do you associate with Florence Nightingale?
Singing
6-What is the capital city of Spain?
Spaniville
7-What composer wrote The Messiah?
Creed
8-Who wrote a play entitled. A Midsummer Night's Dream?
Neil Simon
9-Which planet is nearest the sun?
Planet X
11-What great scientist do you associate with the Theory of Relativity?
Madonna
12-Which of the following states border on Canada?
California

OK, now I am ready for my close-up on "Jaywalking"

[Hank Kerchief]

I just graded your test and you will be happy to learn you have qualified for any of the following occupations:

Politician. In Massachusettes you could easily become a Senator.

School Teacher, in any government school. (If you have children, please do not home school them. Send them to a private school.)

Leader in any of the following: BATF, FBI, DEA, CIA, DHSS.

Please avoid public-sector jobs where you actually have to produce something or would be responsible for anything.

Hank

[eno_]

An obvious fraud! Nobody on Jaywalking would know Neil Simon. Pual Simon is the correct answer (other than "duuuhhhhh?").

[1john2 3and4]

LOL!!!! i especially love it when he has TEACHERS on! (but it IS scary)

[CounterCounterCulture]

3-In what country was the Battle of Waterloo fought?
Waterloovolle

Sorry, the correct answer is ABBA. Please study harder next time, mmmOkay?