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Demi Dating Bill Clinton [Ex-POTUS Flacks Float Trial Baloon for Separation from Hillary in 2003]
The Australian 'New Idea' Publication ^ | Monday December 16, 2002 (Australian Time) | Staff Report

Posted on 12/15/2002 9:04:38 AM PST by ewing

Whispers from the Bill and Hillary Clinton camp suggests that Bill intends to seperate from his long suffering wife after the new year.

But bitter Action Hero Movie Star Bruce Willis is determined that the former POTUS will get nowhere will his former wife and mother of his children.

'Bruce has done his reasearch,' an aide says, 'He would have made a most excellent private detective.'

He likes to find out about people, and what he's found out about Bill Clinton was sufficient enough in his eyes to warrant contacting Demi.'

He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.'

But Demi, stunning as ever at 40 years of age [filming Charlies Angels 2] after a 1.2 million dollar makeover, is in no mood to listen to his pleas, and is said to be smitten with the man Bruce Willis has branded 'The Silver Fox.'


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California; US: New York
KEYWORDS: brucewillis; demigimmemoore; herheinous; official; queenhillsi; thetoon; trialballoon; yippeekaiaye
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To: ewing
Yippee Kai Aye....
81 posted on 12/15/2002 12:41:12 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: alnick
Demi's taste in men has certainly deteriorated

how many women get to date an x prez?

not too many.

a little coke and viagra does wonders too.

82 posted on 12/15/2002 12:52:33 PM PST by alrea
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To: JimVT; ewing; mdmathis6

83 posted on 12/15/2002 12:55:56 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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84 posted on 12/15/2002 12:57:24 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: JimVT; ewing; mdmathis6
Maybe this is more Bill's speed:


85 posted on 12/15/2002 1:05:04 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: johnny7
NEVER FORGET


...HILLARY in a -NY- Cap =

...DUKAKIS in an Army Tank


NEVER FORGET
86 posted on 12/15/2002 1:39:27 PM PST by ALOHA RONNIE
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To: ewing
"Demi, [an ignorant dolt without a clue], is in no mood to listen to his pleas, and is said to be smitten with the man Bruce Willis has branded 'The Silver Fox.'

I reckon many a chick has enjoyed the fact that sex with a man lacking any girth/length whatsoever is not unlike lesbianism without the cuddling...MUD

87 posted on 12/15/2002 1:52:21 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Charles Henrickson
That's not Anna Nicole.

That picture is of a man in drag, that Bobby Trendy brought to a social gathering.

Anna is actually much better looking.
88 posted on 12/15/2002 2:18:24 PM PST by I_Love_My_Husband
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To: For the Unborn
Demi must use a blindfold when she is with the former liar-in-chief. He is about the grossest looking thing alive.

Women don't care about physical appearances as much as men do, but often respond to the superficial appearances of charm and warmth that a man like Clinton can generate. Plus he's rich and powerful (still) and the liberal media has spent a considerable effort making Clinton 'in style.'

89 posted on 12/15/2002 2:27:21 PM PST by 537 Votes
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To: I_Love_My_Husband
Yahoo! News Photos says it's the real Anna Nicole:


Anna Nicole Smith (news - web sites) (C) is joined by her attorney, Howard K. Stern (L) and her interior designer Bobby Trendy at Motorola's annual Holiday Party December 5, 2002 at The Lot in West Hollywood, California. Each guest attending was asked to bring one unwrapped toy that will be donated to Toys for Tots for Christmas. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith
- Dec 06 3:07 AM ET


Anna Nicole Smith (news - web sites) attends Motorola's annual Holiday Party December 5, 2002 at The Lot in West Hollywood, California. Each guest attending was asked to bring one unwrapped toy that will be donated to Toys for Tots for Christmas. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith
- Dec 06 3:05 AM ET

90 posted on 12/15/2002 2:36:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: vikingchick
Double Zing!

Look at what prize you can win after $1.2 million plastic surgery makeover?

91 posted on 12/15/2002 2:44:34 PM PST by BossLady
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To: spectre
A year ago I might have agreed with you.

But ... I believe Hillary plans to run for the pres spot in 2004. With that said, I believe her staff is telling her she will have to dump x42 in order to have a chance.

The whole world knows x42 is a skunk, so for Hillary to dump him would not come as any shock to the public, and might give her that sympathy vote she is noted for getting.

Also ... I do believe there is some footsie going on with the minority leader - who has totally destroyed his career for her, in order to follow her direction in bashing President Bush.

This would be a great time to dump x42, if she's going to ever do it.

Also, consider that she may run as VP to Daschle!
92 posted on 12/15/2002 2:49:20 PM PST by CyberAnt
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To: CyberAnt
She'll lose the Black vote if she divorces the First Black President, and she can't afford that, now can she...grins.

sw

93 posted on 12/15/2002 3:07:23 PM PST by spectre
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To: spectre
Well ... x42 has done a good job of tarnishing that title.

So ... I don't think he really matters to blacks any more. A lot of them are even turning on Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
94 posted on 12/15/2002 3:43:23 PM PST by CyberAnt
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To: ewing
Demi, Demi, Demi. Thy name is idiot.
95 posted on 12/15/2002 4:06:51 PM PST by FryingPan101
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To: Las Vegas Dave
Didn't know that..
96 posted on 12/15/2002 4:58:50 PM PST by ewing
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To: I_Love_My_Husband
I thought that Demi was some kind of semi successful producer?
97 posted on 12/15/2002 5:00:20 PM PST by ewing
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To: Charles Henrickson
Monica looks fat again.
98 posted on 12/15/2002 5:01:02 PM PST by ewing
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To: Charles Henrickson
Goodness! Anna Nicole is a man baby..
99 posted on 12/15/2002 5:02:23 PM PST by ewing
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To: Dan from Michigan
The Toon doesn't want any part of Mr. Die Hard!
100 posted on 12/15/2002 5:05:02 PM PST by ewing
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