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Demi Dating Bill Clinton [Ex-POTUS Flacks Float Trial Baloon for Separation from Hillary in 2003]
The Australian 'New Idea' Publication ^
| Monday December 16, 2002 (Australian Time)
| Staff Report
Posted on 12/15/2002 9:04:38 AM PST by ewing
Whispers from the Bill and Hillary Clinton camp suggests that Bill intends to seperate from his long suffering wife after the new year.
But bitter Action Hero Movie Star Bruce Willis is determined that the former POTUS will get nowhere will his former wife and mother of his children.
'Bruce has done his reasearch,' an aide says, 'He would have made a most excellent private detective.'
He likes to find out about people, and what he's found out about Bill Clinton was sufficient enough in his eyes to warrant contacting Demi.'
He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.'
But Demi, stunning as ever at 40 years of age [filming Charlies Angels 2] after a 1.2 million dollar makeover, is in no mood to listen to his pleas, and is said to be smitten with the man Bruce Willis has branded 'The Silver Fox.'
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California; US: New York
KEYWORDS: brucewillis; demigimmemoore; herheinous; official; queenhillsi; thetoon; trialballoon; yippeekaiaye
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To: ewing
My bet is Demi is pushing all of Burce's buttons. She either wants Bruce back or she wants Bruce back dead. I guess it just depend on which bone she wants to pick.
To: ewing; Paul Atreides
Demi! Don't do it!!
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posted on
12/15/2002 10:01:56 AM PST
by
Slyfox
To: BradyLS
Wasn't there a country singer called the "Silver Fox"? I could call Clinton many things but Silver Fox would not be amongst them. Hubby said he was watching a late night show the other day, two FBI Agents were on and stated that Hilary should be in jail, primarily over the Vince Foster situation, other events as well; unfortunately hubby could not recall the show or the names of the agents.......,must have been on VERY late...scheesh!
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posted on
12/15/2002 10:01:59 AM PST
by
Burlem
To: ewing
Maybe her career needs a boost. She doesn't realize it; but hooking up with Billy, "The Rapist", would really send it down the toilet.
To: sauropod
LOL!
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posted on
12/15/2002 10:07:18 AM PST
by
ewing
To: BradyLS
Next they will tell us Bill lied about impeachment!
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posted on
12/15/2002 10:08:09 AM PST
by
ewing
To: For the Unborn
I had the same thoughts! The guy is repulsive..
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posted on
12/15/2002 10:08:46 AM PST
by
ewing
To: Diana Rose
This could do it, Bruce is strongly GOP.
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posted on
12/15/2002 10:09:46 AM PST
by
ewing
To: ewing
Ooooooh! That's gotta hurt Hillary; being dumped by Bubba. Hopefully, she will strike first.
To: freekitty
Demi's career has non-existent, except as a decent executive producer the past few years.
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posted on
12/15/2002 10:11:05 AM PST
by
ewing
To: NYDave
I find it difficult to believe that they would split up. They won't. Spousal Immunity.
To: ewing
Let's assume Demi is "in love" with Slick and she tells him "Either you divorce Hillary and marry me or I'm going to blow the lid off the whold damn thing." Then she calls the Tomlinsons and tells them she's going to call a press conference. Then she's found in a Hollywood bungalow dead from an overdose. Then Bill can say, "See? I'm exactly like JFK."
To: ewing
From what I have read in the past, she is broke, hence her voiceovers on car commercials. She must really be a desperate nympho to go after that flabby, pasty, ugly, bulbous-nosed, lying, infected, piece of garbage.
To: ewing
Demi dating Bill Clinton.!!!....
No wonder Bruce divorced her....
Demi doing a "Katie Couric" while reading the newspaper at breakfast would be all a man could take.
Demi must be dating Clintoon just to piss Bruce off..
** Bruce start dating Ann Coulter.!.. Course you could be too dumb for Ann...[so act smart]
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posted on
12/15/2002 10:17:33 AM PST
by
hosepipe
To: stripes1776
What's a "Baloon"? Here's a Birr Krintong trial balloon!
To: ewing
He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.' WHAT!!! I dont believe it!!!!
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posted on
12/15/2002 10:23:12 AM PST
by
woofie
To: For the Unborn
Demi must use a blindfold when she is with the former liar-in-chief. He is about the grossest looking thing alive.Demi learned her moves from stories Julia Roberts told her about Lyle Lovett!
To: Burlem
Charlie Rich or Charlie Daniels? Or both?
To: ewing; Howlin; Liz; Mudboy Slim
Bill intends to seperate from his long suffering wife after the new year.Shouldn't that be 'big, blubbering' wife?
To: ewing
More like the black hearted fox turd.
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posted on
12/15/2002 10:49:19 AM PST
by
Quix
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