Demi Dating Bill Clinton [Ex-POTUS Flacks Float Trial Baloon for Separation from Hillary in 2003]

The Australian 'New Idea' Publication ^ | Monday December 16, 2002 (Australian Time) | Staff Report

[ewing]

Whispers from the Bill and Hillary Clinton camp suggests that Bill intends to seperate from his long suffering wife after the new year.

But bitter Action Hero Movie Star Bruce Willis is determined that the former POTUS will get nowhere will his former wife and mother of his children.

'Bruce has done his reasearch,' an aide says, 'He would have made a most excellent private detective.'

He likes to find out about people, and what he's found out about Bill Clinton was sufficient enough in his eyes to warrant contacting Demi.'

He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.'

But Demi, stunning as ever at 40 years of age [filming Charlies Angels 2] after a 1.2 million dollar makeover, is in no mood to listen to his pleas, and is said to be smitten with the man Bruce Willis has branded 'The Silver Fox.'

[spectre]

She moved out on him years ago, even before he left Office.

They are business partners, and married in name only. They will NEVER divorce. What more would it take?

Bill can have his glamorous girl-friends, but he always comes home to Hillary. She rules.

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[ewing]

Bubba appears to be moving up the Hollyweird food chain...

[dalereed]

Trial baloon that is trying to get off the ground with cold air.

Does anyone really think the bent one is going to give up a chance to be back in the WH?

He likes his current position and only wants to spread his STDs as wide as possible.

[Jael]

Is it just me, or does that page work?

[ewing]

I dont know.. you think Bubba wants to come back to Her Henious after getting some of this action??

[ewing]

Someone posted it on another thread too, takes a while to load.

[sauropod]

Make that the "fast-food chain."

[BradyLS]

I'd provide a picture, but the tite THE Silver Fox belonged to my 1987 VW Fox. I couldn't even bear to sell it. I gave it away to the Salvation Army. Clinton can be THE Fat Walrus.

[geedee]

Bab's ain't gonna be happy!

[BradyLS]

He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.'

NO! Really?!? I hadn't clue! Those PI's get to the bottom of everything!

[Bluntpoint]

"Trial baloon that is trying to get off the ground with cold air. "

A trial ballon, size small, bent, ribbed with a resevoir tip.

[ErnBatavia]

Is she hanging around a "Hot Dog on a Stick" booth?

[Cobra64]

Hillary can snuggle up with her good buddy Little Tommy Dashole.

And Tommy better make sure Hillary never takes the female-superior position.

[Paulie]

Bruce - you're one of my all time favorites. Sure, dimwit looks good, but anyone that would even think of having lunch with that piece of d*gsh!t isn't worth it.

But if you go ahead and stop dimwit from making an a$$ out of herself, please make sure the world knows you humiliated Boy Bill. Make sure it's an 'in your face' type of thing.

Thanks

[ErnBatavia]

[chasio649]

How dare he denigrate the memory of Charlie Rich!!!!!!!!!!!

[For the Unborn]

Demi must use a blindfold when she is with the former liar-in-chief. He is about the grossest looking thing alive.

[Bluntpoint]

Demi: "Do these come on a bent stick?"

[doug from upland]

We need to help Bruce. You don't think he'd really want to hurt badly a pervert who got near his kids, do you? We wouldn't want to see that.

[NYDave]

I find it difficult to believe that they would split up. Hillary wants the White House in '04 or, more probably, '08. Bill wouldn't miss the opportunity to return to that house as co-president. They have a business arrangement that's all about power and money. Isn't it interesting that, when they first came to D.C., they moaned that they had never owned their own home, that they didn't have much money. Now, two lush homes, etc. Isn't it amazing how far one can stretch the presidential salary. By the way, where are their books?