Whoo-Whee, Deputy Dawg ! Sounds like yer busier than a one-legged man in a Butt-kickin' Contest ! 
Dumbass me goes and spends FOUR OR FIVE HOURS on the frickin' Free Republic yesterday afternoon and I am scrambling NOW, lemme tell ya... Bwahaha... Durn FR, being so seductive and addictive and whatnot...
Add that to the fact that I am supposed to swing by the running club party in about an hour, being an age-group award winner, and my sh!t is up the creek. Or something like that. ;)
It don't matter, I'll drag my drunk a$$ in after the nerd-fest and work overnight if I have to...
MAX THE DEDICATED
But I am gonna get TRASHED AT SOME POINT TONIGHT. Yeedoggies! Edna bar the door!
Whoo-Whee, Deputy Dawg ! Sounds like yer busier than a one-legged man in a Butt-kickin' Contest !