[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

The night before Christmas, after the family went to
sleep, they were startled awake by a loud explosion.
They went outside and saw the outhouse in pieces with
Santa in the rubble. He was shaking his fist at a
sleigh encircling him in the air while he shouted,
"You idiots! I said the Schmidt house!! the
**SCHMIDT** house !!"

[Soaring Feather]

"You idiots! I said the Schmidt house!! the **SCHMIDT** house !!"
oooooooohhhhhh tomkow that's sooooo bad you get the golden mallet blast of the day!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Feeble, Tom, feeble! Yikes! OK, here's my feeble attempt...

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So he ambled over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory," commented the giraffe.

"Yes, said the elephant, "turtle recall".