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"At last the dishes were set on, and grace was said. It was succeeded by a breathless pause, as Mrs. Cratchit, looking slowly all along the carving knife prepared to plunge it in the goose, but when she did and when the long-expected gush of stuffing issued forth, a murmer of delight arose all around the board, and even Tiny Tim beat on the table with the handle of his knife and cried 'Hurrah'!

"There never was such a goose. Bob Cratchit said he didn't believe there ever was such a goose cooked. Its tenderness, size and flavor were the themes of universal admiration.

"Edged out by apple sauce and mashed potatoes, it was a sufficient dinner for the whole family.

"Everyone had enough and the youngest Cratchits in particular were steeped in sage and onion to the eyebrows.

" 'Merry Christmas and God bless us everyone', cried Tiny Tim."

Leni

I don't know how to tell all of you wonderful folks about this wonderful cookbook, without sounding trivial. But this is your cookbook. these are YOUR FAMILY HEIRLOOM RECIPES, and my tested and tried recipes! How can you top that, except if you add FREEPER HUMOR...

Aug 26 2000"the first Freeper Cookbook.--What a gem that would be!!"
What an idea, A Freeper Cookbook, complete with dynamite recipes, peppered with conservative, and wacko left views, as only you folks can produce! A living FLAME THROWER tribute to this wonderful, Jim Robinson creation, and a method of fund raising that could, I repeat Could, rival them all!
This has to be a joint venture with everyone needed to contribute something! I've written a Cookbook, and it's not as easy as it looks! This post is a trial balloon, to see if the idea has any merit, meaning I could count on your assistance, in attempting this undertaking (what a dreadful word at this stage of my life)! Also, I'll not proceed without Jim's endorsement, and whatever legal, and accounting help needed to begin it properly!
Like everyone of you, I have an exciting, and event-filled life, (spitting out my coffee, laughing) and I'll be, needing your help, with recipes, as wild and crazy as Razorback-bert's Catch a nutria and Fruitcake, offerings, to the more mundane, Howie's southern-fried squirrel with cooking tips, "Personally I don't cook the head, but some consider it a delicacy", and who can forget, JohnYankeeCmpsr, Irish Immigrant to Boston Chile, complete with housekeeping and dating tips " it helps fluff the sheets as you sleep", and "A true gentleman takes to the couch during bean-storms when a lady is present"!
Yes folks, this little Nonpartisan gem could be a barn burner, NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE, but only by email, LiberalsSuck@#%@#%......developing!

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The Clinton Legacy Cookbook
It's yours!