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When will Jimmy learn that the terrorists don't want peace! They want to terrorize! Suprise Suprise!!
1 posted on 12/12/2002 12:09:33 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
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I can just imagine how that would go:

Jimmah: "Alright, please sit down and the negotiations will begin"

Sharon: "Okay.."

Arafat: "You took my chair you infidel! You miserable, worthless Jew!"

Jimmah: "Please, please... come to order."

Sharon: "You can have the chair if you want. It makes no difference to me where I sit."

Arafat: "OH RIGHT! You have soiled it now, zionist pig! Just keep it, it's no longer worthy of me."

Jimmah: "Please, please.. Gentlemen."

(Pause)

Jimmah: Okay, now here's the deal. Sharon, you and your people move to Canada. Arafat, you buy lunch."

Sharon: "What? That's it? That's your plan?"

Jimmah: "Yep.."

Arafat: "This is completely unacceptable as it is written, the Jews pig-dogs must submit to being cast into a volcano. Only then the negotiations can continue. Now, if you will excuse me I am going home to start the intafada."

70 posted on 12/12/2002 1:40:46 PM PST by Jhoffa_
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To: ConservativeMan55
Perhaps he could offer the Palestinians a canal or something.
79 posted on 12/12/2002 1:49:19 PM PST by avg_freeper
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Carter must have slept in a Holday in last night.

What a dingbat.

84 posted on 12/12/2002 1:56:22 PM PST by DoughtyOne
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Pacifism facilitates evil.
88 posted on 12/12/2002 2:03:36 PM PST by onedoug
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To: Yehuda; Alouette; Nonstatist; dennisw
Do you of you think the Nobel Peace prize holder is the right man for this job?
104 posted on 12/12/2002 2:18:01 PM PST by Torie
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Jimmy Carter offers to mediate peace talks between Israel and Palestinians...

Jimmy really is a maroon. Now he even wants to play 'antichrist'.

113 posted on 12/12/2002 2:50:44 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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