The problem with McDonald's is only partly with their food. Of greater import has been the somewhat sinister activities of their late employee, Ronald McDonald.....
One of the last pictures of Ronald McDonald, taken at the Reinhard Heydrich Memorial Anti-Zionist Demonstration. Late March, 2002.
Apparently McDonald, late of West Covina, CA, moved to the town of Nablus, in the Israeli-occupied West Bank, early last spring. There he opened up a McDonald's. However, despite his devotion to the Palestinian cause, it appears the some local competitors took offense at the presence of McDonald and his restaurant. These local Palestinians persuaded the local Hamas that McDonald was a Zionist spy.
McDonald's fate was sealed. Armed with automatic rifles, a flamethrower, and a white phosphorous grenade, two Hamas gunmen attacked McDonald as he was closing up shop. It is reported that the lead gunman administered the coup de gras to Mr. McDonald with a 9mm Makarov automatic pistol. Ronald McDonald's smoking, bullet-riddled corpse was found by an Israeli patrol the following morning.
Looks like McDonald's has more to worry about than some burnt fries. So to speak.
Be Seeing You,
Chris
