I almost replied to that ad! Whew! I'm always open for a good slaughter. Sounded like fun. Boy am I glad now I passed it up.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 12 year old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?
Not wanting to expose his twelve year old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?