Police: Stripper's Dad Goes On Rampage At Club

AP via The Carolina Channel ^ | December 9, 2002 | AP

[wimpycat]

WICHITA FALLS, Texas -- A Texas man is jailed after allegedly going on a rampage in a strip club after finding his daughter working there.

Witnesses say 41-year-old Lee Wayne Lawrence was dressed in survival gear when he was arrested unharmed at Maximus in Wichita Falls. Lawrence remained in the Wichita County Jail Monday under $500,000 bond, charged with aggravated assault.

Police say Lawrence entered the club Saturday night, destroyed furniture and was carrying what appeared to be a pipe bomb. Investigators say he damaged two 7-foot-tall water-bubble lamps and a leopard-skin chair and slashed three tables tops with a knife.

Investigators are still analyzing the device he carried to determine whether it could have detonated.

[TheLurkerX]

"We will rape your fields and burn your woman..." "Man, that's just mean.."

[OHelix]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/804260/posts

Any relation to the above?

[Argh]

That was one of them, thanks.

[peter the great]

I believe that you are close to the truth. Having lived in Texas for five years, I would have bet that the Father got wind of his daughters activities via someone telling him about it. Think about it what would you do in a similar situation?

[holyscroller]

Hey Dixy Lee Ray was a GREAT governor. She was the most conservative governor Washington state has had in the last 40 years. Look at the nightmare Libs the Republicans have put up...John (give me all your property rights) Spellman, and Dan (I want an income tax) Evans. Dixy was a saint by comparison.

[JavaTheHutt]

As The News of the Weird has pointed out, the nation's death rows are filled with murderers with the middle name of "Wayne"

I was just thinking of the same thing

[Thinkin' Gal]

Lee Wayne Lawrence was dressed in survival gear

I've been at FR too long. I figured this was just some weird fantasy gone horribly wrong. :-/

[shaggy eel]

,,, you're right. I went to a strip club called CLUB EXOTIQUE in Wellington, back in 1976 because my brother knew the owner and I got in for free. There was a woman who did a fire eating act and I thought that was pretty slick. The rest of it was sleaze with ease. Most of the strippers had the finesse of a walrus. Pretty much forgettable.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Which "small town in Texas" do you call home?

[APBaer]

______Wayne_______= Book 'em, Danno

[TheLurkerX]

By the time I'd stopped my bachelor, strip club going ways, they'd pretty much stopped dancing or staying sober on stage. They would just walk around the bar higher than a kite, and show their t*ts for money. We went for awhile for the Thursday night dollar drafts and 50 cent pool, but then they shut that particular club down for being a Hell's Angels drug front. A friend of mine got me to go out of boredom a couple of years ago, and it was a total dive. Bouncer stopped us at the door, and wanted 10 bucks per person for cover. The beers were 4.95 a bottle, and the girl looked like tattooed trailer trash. We laughed in his face and went bowling.

[null and void]

Why do crackpots go by three names?

And why is the middle name Wanye so often...

[Clemenza]

Just a good old boy. Never meaning no harm...

[Frank_2001]

Classy joint! /sarcasm off;)

[strela]

Witnesses say 41-year-old Lee Wayne Lawrence was dressed in survival gear when he was arrested unharmed at Maximus in Wichita Falls.

1. Geez, not another "Wayne."

2. "Survival gear"? Was the guy wearing a Scott Air Pack or something?

3. Wichita Falls? They roll up the sidewalks at 9 PM in that town. I was there once last summer - it was closed.

[Ditter]

How has someone in NZ seen Anna Nicole Smith? (Yes yes, I know I'm supposed to say everythings bigger in Texas but its just not true & real Texans don't lie.)

[Dan Day]

Hold muh....uh,....knife alert :-)

More like a "Don't hold muh daughter" alert.

[Old Professer]

$500,000 bail!! Fer crissake, it's the Holidays, even the Sharper Image has 50% off.

[Old Professer]

Why do crackpots go by three names?

Those were the last words whispered by Martin Lucifer Kling to Jesse James Jackarse when Rev. Jackarse said, "James Earl Jonas."