UNNATURAL LAW (Supremes to review sodomy laws) liberal barf-and offensive content alert

NEW YORKER ^ | 12/16/02 issue | Hendrik Hertzberg

[weegee]

Obligatory joke: How do you determine if a woman is committing beastiality with her pet dog? He gets excited every time she yawns.

[Saundra Duffy]

. . . any contact between any part of the genitals of one person and the mouth. . .

Hold the phone!

[Karsus]

You have so far ignored my question. Please answer.

"So if my wife gives me oral sex then I/She/We should be killed?"

[BikerNYC]

Hold the phone!

No, it's not the phone, but you are getting warmer.

[mg39]

"How do you enforce a law against beastiality without looking in bedrooms with the sex stormtroopers? < /sarcasm >" Well, there's always The Shadow. He knows. Anyway, did you know that dog humping is usually not a sign of sexual desire, but a dominance display by the dog. I'm reminded of the true story of this idiot who shot his dog dead because his dog tried to hump another male dog. This idiot accused his dog of being gay and, since the guy hated gays, he killed his own dog. Of course, the dog was acting more like this guy: being a macho d*ckhead. It's true when they say, ignorance kills.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

I'm gay. My partner and I had sex in our house on Sunday night.

SUNDAY NIGHT!?!?!? I blame the 3 touchdowns called back against the Patriots on your sexual appetite, bub. God knew it was coming so he slapped my Patriots around beforehand.

Please send a check for reparations to my email box.

[Phantom Lord]

Animals don't live in a realm of consent. It is animal instinct. Desires for sex and food (as well as defending offspring at times) are how animals live.

Animals understand two things, food and pain. And not neccesarily in that order.

[A Navy Vet]

"One Man, And One Woman who are Married."

Weak. You're avoiding the underlying question which is what constitutes a "marriage"? I'm not being facetious. You stated that sex is for a husband and wife (married heterosexuals). I'd like to know who or what proclaims when those two are "married". Forget the homosexuals for a moment.

[glory]

I would assert that you only believe murder is wrong out of your own self-preservation and self-interests and out of the Judeo-Christian heritage that has influenced you whether you choose to admit it or not. My guess is that for people motivated by wanting to maintain their own life only, would not be so quick to step in if it is not them who is being murdered or if their own self-interests and preservation involved the murder of another. Not saying you'd go that road, but I'd trust the person with fear of God's retribution for murder over the person who because the status quo now that murder is wrong, says murder is wrong. For many years the status quo among thoughtful men was that murder was ok for any number of reasons like honor, vengence, etc. You can't tell me if you were raised in another culture where such a thing is acceptable that you would have come to a conclusion that murder is wrong and if you did, I would say that God had a hand in that little conscious of yours--believe it or not He can work in people who have not had "exposure" to His Word in the form of conscience. You my friend, are the beneficiary of a Judeo-Christian culture whether you choose to claim it or not. It helped shaped your ideas about murder. If you were amongst the pagan barbarian hordes, I dare say you would have "all on your own" thought murder was acceptable for vengence, power, etc and would have been claiming that your barbarian culture had no influence over your beliefs.

[Bluntpoint]

"Anyway, did you know that dog humping is usually not a sign of sexual desire, but a dominance display by the dog."

Do you mean I wasted all that money on dinner and a show. I was feeling special, not anymore. Thanks for nothing.

By the way, I shot my dog too. Not because I thought he was gay... I thought he was cheating on me.

Dang!! Live and learn!!

[A Navy Vet]

You were amazed at the question because you can't or refuse to see where it's leading. I'll ask you the same follow-up question: Who or what determines whether a man and a woman are commited to marriage? I'd like to know so I can have righteous sex with my mate.

[weegee]

Anyway, did you know that dog humping is usually not a sign of sexual desire, but a dominance display by the dog.

Dogs don't hump chairs to "dominate" them. There are times that they can be downright "horn dogs". That said, they will also eat fecal matter. Dogs aren't always smart; maybe some are trying to dominate their surroundings.

I am aware of the whole dominance angle. Guards will permit prisoners to rape other prisoners (it gives one a sexual release and makes other prisoners submissive/compliant to the prison system).

Those who say homosexuality is natural because they see signs of it in the animal kingdom need to look a little closer to this "pet" issue of theirs.

[FF578]

I REJOICE when I reflect that God is Just and his Justice cannot sleep forever.

I promise you, while I am on this earth, I will fight you freaks till my dieing breath.

You may have the cities, but Red America, the America that is hardworking, knows the difference between right and wrong, will never endorse or accept you. That is REAL America.

You want our children. I tell you, you will have to kill us to get them. I know There are not enough of you with backbone enough to actually attempt that, but still the offer is there.

You are a scourge on society, and blight, a cancer. You must never be allowed to corrupt and destroy the nation. Whatever it takes to stop you and your agenda is enough.

You talk about you hollow victories, how come everytime the people vote on you and your agenda you lose. Even Kalifornia capital of the sodomites voted to uphold marriage as between one man and one woman.

You and your ilk are evil, you cannot produce children so you try to recruit ours.

As God is my witness, you will never get mine. No matter what it takes.

No matter how much society appears to change, the law on this subject has remained steadfast from the earliest history of the law, and that law is and must be our law today. The common law designates homosexuality as an inherent evil... ---- Chief Justice Moore of the Alabama Supreme Court

[Phantom Lord]

Was the dog named Sparky?

[MEGoody]

Be a homo all you want. Just keep it in the bedroom. Same gender sex is, was and always shall be considered to be a sin by the heavenly Father. Would I fire you if I happened to find out you were gay? No. Would I fire you if you got caught getting it on in the company restroom (or even in a public park)? Yes.

[Bluntpoint]

"However, if the man wants to screw a cantelope he won't fall under the definition of deviant sexual intercourse. "

Quick. What about a loaf of warm bread? Hurry!

[Roscoe]

MARRIAGE. A contract made in due form of law, by which a free man and a free woman reciprocally engage to live with each other during their joint lives, in the union which ought io exist between husband and wife. By the terms freeman and freewoman in this definition are meant, not only that they are free and not slaves, but also that they are clear of all bars to a lawful marriage. Dig. 23, 2, 1; Ayl. Parer. 359; Stair, Inst. tit. 4, s. 1; Shelford on Mar. and Div. c. 1, s. 1.

Bouviers Law Dictionary 1856 Edition

If you have a point, try making it.

[MEGoody]

"Who or what determines whether a man and a woman are commited to marriage? I'd like to know so I can have righteous sex with my mate."

Only you can determine if you are committed for life - no other human being can. Of course, God knows as well.

Man, the dumb questions keep coming.