How to bury [Islamic] terrorists

The Naple News ^ | 12/9/02 | DEROY MURDOCK

[freedomson]

I like your idea. Later we could gather up the pig feces and put them in coffins and ship them off to the terrorists' native soil for burial.

[monkeyshine]

This hard-ball tactic

For Pete's sake, this is not a hard-ball tactic! Compared to the atrocious act committed by the terrorist, burying his remains in pigskin is mere amusement.

[Stefan Stackhouse]

Isn't Islam an utterly stupid religion?

[Malacoda]

The message is simple: "Mess with us, and your moms and dads never will see you again. We will wrap you in bacon and stick you in secret graves on a pig farm deep inside the Great Satan. If not for eternity, at least for decades, swine will frolic in the mud above your ham-soaked bones. Any questions?"

QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!

[1bigdictator]

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[A_perfect_lady]

Better yet, let's starve some pigs a little bit and have them eat the remains of any terrorist. We could film it and put it on the web

Might as well, look what they did with Daniel Pearl. Fight fire with fire. As for those who say "that would sink us to their level" I say, "whatever." Types who say that apparently believe we only have the moral high ground if we "fight nicer" than they do, rather than believing we have the moral right to defend our way of live simply because it's our way of life and our values are worth fighting for.

[Fudd]

Isn't Islam an utterly stupid religion?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Does a bear relieve himself in the woods?

[MEGoody]

Where in the world these Islamic nutcases came up with this idea is beyond me. I know they are not supposed to eat pork, but this is way beyond that. Why in the would would 'allah' condemn someone for something that happened to their body after they died? Weird.

[Rytwyng]

lard-in-the-napalm bump

[demosthenes the elder]

I have been saying this for years.
get their bodies, wrap them in pigskins and grind them up with lard, mix them with ditch-liquor and feed them to swine. Pigs are natural omnivores/cannibals, so snacking down on islamikazes wouldn't bother them at all. And, yes, hell yes, send a coffinload of pig dung to the grieving families.

[demosthenes the elder]

imagine, if you will:
1. to the Pink Floyd tune of "Pigs on the Wing"... airdropping several tens of thousands of live pigs (with and without parachutes) into the Kaaba enclosure in Mecca
2. lard can be dissolved by more volatile oils. mix lard into napalm, daiy-cutter fuel-air bombs, etc... and use them.
3. using crop-duster technology, hose down the mosques of troublesome sects... during rug sessions.
4. issue hollow-point rounds to our troops, each cavity filled with Spam.
5. at the next "tora bora" style seige... import a large herd of very hungry uncut boar pigs and funnel them down into the tunnels... (like I said, pigs are cannibal/omnivores...)

Call all of these SPAMM: Strategic Porcine Anti-Muslim Munitions.

[intolerancewillNOTbetolerated]

"You'll never see Paradise,"

There is absolutely no eternal security in Islam, anyway. All that virgins hype is speculation even by the most devout believers, as the "excellent exemplar" Muhammad stated clearly that even he had not idea what Allah would choose to do with him: "By Allah, though I am the Apsotle of Allah, yet I do not know what Allah will do to me." -hadith 5.266

I don't imagine this verse is emphasized for memory by the Imams.

[Arthur McGowan]

In Islam, there are no rules--neither rules of reason or rules of nature. When you drop an apple from your hand, it does not fall because of "gravity." It falls because Allah wills it to fall. There is law, but it is not based on any kind of deduction from human nature. Everything is the arbitrary, moment-to-moment will of Allah.

[dyed_in_the_wool]

During the Hgira, my wife turned to me and, seeing all of the faithful gather in Mecca said, "Daisy Cutter."
Sometimes, there's no comeback. It's just a great point. I sputtered and then went and got her a beer.
Nothing else I could do, really.