[Always A Marine]

At formal mess night dinner, Marine Corps officers properly request to leave the table with this request: "Mr. Vice, I request permission to shed a tear for Admiral Lord Nelson." Its an old an honored naval tradition.

During the depths of the clinton usurpation, Marines informally adapted this historical reference to nature's call as "shedding a tear for the Commander in Chief." Thankfully, a better man now leads us...

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I've been thinking about this idea for years. We can demand the House of Reps to vote on whether or not to call the House toilets 'Clintons'. Even if the idea fails, word will get around. It could start a trend. The Senate, of course, is a bit too hot for this idea, since a Clinton is a sitting senator, and the majority is so narrow. But it will, God willing, gain underground popularity.

The House is also immune to law suits. Nothing a congressmember says on the House floor can be punished in court.

The strongest argument for this is that the senate already condemned Clinton for pardoning bomb terrorists in exchange for votes for Mrs. Clinton to be a senator, thus tainting both of them. The vote was overwhelming, 95, only 2 against. But the condemnation, IMHO, was just posturing by rats, since they could hold their heads high after asking Clintons to help them raise campaign funds.