How to Honor the Clintons

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Ways I sometimes say it:

1. Time to pay my respects to Clinton.

2. Making Clinton Tea.

3. Saying hi to Clinton.

4. Using the Clinton.

[bannie]

aaaaah, yes...Man Without a Country

Might we please add to the list of passangers to install upon the never-to-see-port Barge Sadom & Gamorrah?

Passenger List:
1. Billyblythe Clinton, the vicious, fat bastard from the wrong side of the tracks
2. Shillery, the thieving bitch who has an inordinate amount of inconvenient friends who suicide themselves (Boy, is she gonna' be po'd at being second!!! titter!)
3&4. The "Pitiful Pearl Incarnate" and spawn of them, Chelsea and her power-enticed, publicity-starry, beastiality-embibing Oxford (gag, choke!) boyfriend
5. Rhino, the switch-pulling murderer/ess at Dachau-at-Waco
6. James Caaaville, the brainless, pitbull who has served his purpose
7/8. The Love Story duo, Patsie's For Hire, ALPHAgora and his prop

There's room for more...let's pile 'em in! Remember: These people have an aura which emits--upon all who cross 'em--an urge to commit suicide. Add as many as you like...the "natural" attrition should be great! :)

[jackbill]

How to honor the Clintons? I have two glass vials of a yellow liquid and a clause in my will that demands of my executor that when the opportunity arises, he - or his descendants - will deposit the liquids on appropriate graves.

[LibWhacker]

Well, I say Thomas Crapper's name has been maligned long enough. He was only a poor inventor, after all. From now on, innumerable generations of uncouth Americans should, when the need arises, say, "I've gotta take a clint," instead of the other.

[Malacoda]

I prefer my Dad's version:

"Gotta go drop the Clintons off at the pool."

[jellybean]

One way to honor the Clintons and help Free Republic at the same time...

This is one indictment the Clintons can't duck!

~The Clinton Legacy Cookbook~

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