[Recovering_Democrat]

Hi, boys and girls. I'm John Edwards. I used to be able to obstruct President Bush's judges, but now I'm reduced to whining on Meet The Press and in front of crowds like ya'll.

[No dems 2002]

Here's a little run-down on Senator Edwards, the "centrist democrat":

Voted NO on maintaining ban on Military Base Abortions. (Jun 2000)
Voted NO on banning partial birth abortions. (Oct 1999)
Voted NO on disallowing overseas military abortions. (May 1999)

Voted YES on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation. (Jun 2000)

This man's arrogance is too much for me.

Have you heard of Max Cleland (and Mary Landrieu)?

Senator Edwards, you're next

[crystalk]

That is the distinguished Senior Haircut from North Carolina, the only college sophomore frat boy in the US Senate.

[livius]

Hi, boys and girls. I'm John Edwards

What happened to your neck? [See photo.]