A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-06-02

FreeTheHostages and Billie | Billie; FreeTheHostages

[Billie]

Yuk! What a Santa - park him outside an "Adult" Book Store or something! LOL

[Mudboy Slim]

"There have been other occasions, though, when the important things have been discussed...I'm used to being...surrounded."

I know the feeling, my FRiend...my rep's gotten around to the point that now at parties, friends will bring up someone I've never met and start off with something like, "Hey, this is Elliot and he says that Bill Clinton was the greatest President in our lifetime." And then they'll just sit back and watch the fireworks...LOL!! I can literally bring folks to tears if the party's boring and I get a hankerin'!!

In college, my other nickname besides "Mudboy" was "The Jugular"...LOL!! I once made a fraternity pledge brother wet his trousers when I got in his face during Hell Week...and I never touched him...BWAHAHAHAHA!!

He and I are good friends now, but we don't bring up "The Incident"...MUD

[Billie]

I forgot I had that one from last year. :) It looks like it's just a little different version than the one Thin Man threw at me. :)

[ST.LOUIE1]

Louie, you ain't no wolf, just a dirtydawg!!

What was that I just heard!? Another dime dropping?

LOL...MUD

Your 'laff' is beginning to irritate this dirtydawg. Be veeeeery careful!

Too late! Couldn't resist!

Notice....I washed your hand before eating. LOL

Wolfie

[Mudboy Slim]

"You just dropped a dime on me!"

Somebody had to do it, you've been awful naughty on this thread...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...we deprived them of food. Can we do that in real life?"

The RATS have been alleging we've wanted to do that fer years, but most of the RATminions I run accross look mighty plump...except fer the EffeteEliteEffeminatePencilNecks, of course!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[Billie]

And you are a *wolfette*!
Goin' my way? : )

LOL! Probably.....if I truly were a *wolfette*! BECAUSE.....That is THE CUTEST wolf I think I've ever seen. Even if it was the result of Nan's, yours, and my efforts!

[SpookBrat]

I just found a Metallica Christmas song. :) I'll be back to play it later for you. Gotta run to dinner with friends.

[MoJo2001]

Cool!! Have fun at dinner!! Hopefully, it's warmer now in Florida! It's FREEZING UP HERE in VIRGINIA!!

[ST.LOUIE1]

"You just dropped a dime on me!"

Somebody had to do it, you've been awful naughty on this thread...MUD

Aww, geez! Here! Now you're an official 'Finest' Net Nanny.

[Billie]

But Wolfie only sees *you* as his *Queen*. : )

You smooth talker! Already today, I've been a devil, a wolfette, and now a queen. : ) I may have as many different sides as Louie!!! LOL

[ST.LOUIE1]

And you are a *wolfette*!
Goin' my way? : )

LOL! Probably.....if I truly were a *wolfette*! BECAUSE.....That is THE CUTEST wolf I think I've ever seen. Even if it was the result of Nan's, yours, and my efforts!

Mostly mine, but I'll give credit. You did make my tail twitch. LOL

And you ARE a *wolfette*! Cuz wolfie knows one whe he sees one. : )

[Billie]

Uh-huh! LOL!

[Billie]

Hi, again!

[ST.LOUIE1]

But Wolfie only sees *you* as his *Queen*. : )

You smooth talker! Already today, I've been a devil, a wolfette, and now a queen. : )
I may have as many different sides as Louie!!! LOL

I hope so! What fun we shall have discovering them. : )

[Billie]

Hi, Spook! Today was sorta a 'fun' thread, because Mud's such a fun guy. FreeTheHostages was the creative writer today, and she did it with such apparent ease! A few days ago, she posted a "Vanity" thread and asked for ideas and stuff on Mud's 'life' - the pictures were born on that thread, and so, too, was most of the story! However, as you noticed, part of it really IS true!

I had a lot of fun with what she sent me, though, putting it all together and coming up with a background befitting a Mud King. :)

[BOBTHENAILER]

I'm lookin' forward to it, BTN!!

You and me both. DC is gonna ROCK.

FReegards

BTN

[Mudboy Slim]

"SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")

About the time MUD's daddy left to fight fer VietNam...
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!

So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up...
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

(Chorus:(All together)
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"

MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!!
McAwful acts FRightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow...
RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out...
Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!

So then I went and taught Slick's PUNK how Slick Willie LIES!!
Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why...
RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand...
'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"

The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand...
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"

(Mudboy on harp)

Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!!
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry punched at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!

PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head...
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man...
Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!!
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"

Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...this is the original that will be used to head the new, improved anti-McAuliffe thread designed to get T-Mac outta power by New Year's and win me a case of bratwurst, a case of beer, and a case of stoagies from Landru...LOL!!

[knighthawk]

"Capitalism doesn't like you either"

Great one, MUD!

[knighthawk]

How are things going?