It's clear Mr. Woods has his head on straight in general and concerning the Augusta flap. Everybody who's interested in golf will be watching this Masters. If Mz. Burke and/or Rev. Jackson show up they will be a distant sideshow and won't be allowed to disrupt anything. Hootie runs a tight ship.
Please do NOT allow our fuzzy wemyn and NYT neo-Stalinist buddies to Slanderously frame this argument as a 'feminist' issue when it is properly defined as clearly a racist attempt by the New York Times to prevent Tiger Woods from participating in the Master's tournament solely because he describes himself as 'non-white'.
I could really use some help down here in the language war. Realistically, however, I am waiting for the gentlemen and ladies in the debating society to quietly smile and politely wait their turn until they are blind-sided and black-jacked by the hobnailed National Socialist dykes who are surely waiting for them.
We need to define the argument repeatedly, vigorously and unambiguously.
But, of course, we won't and we will sit there stupidly 'tut-tut'ing while shrill, strident screaming hairy wemyn with their puppets and placards are pulled from the gallery by armed and uniformed 'oppressor pigs' wherever the television cameras are placed.
A rat is a dog is a pig is a feminist (...with profound apologies to rats, dogs and pigs...).