To: ServesURight
Burglaries in the United States are more common in states where more households have dead bolt locks, according to researchers.
Floods in the United States are more common in states where more households have flood insurance, according to researchers.
Earthquakes in the United States are more common in states where more households have reinforced structures, according to researchers.
ergo,...
dead bolts cause burglaries
flood insurance causes floods
reinforced structures cause earthquakes
Look at me! I'm a researcher! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
To: avg_freeper
In states that have lots of SUV owners, there is more snowfall each year than in states where people drive small two-wheel drive cars.
Uh-Oh, I don't want to give them any ideas.
It can't be that heavy snowfall causes people to buy four-wheel drive vehicles, nah.
To: avg_freeper
ROFL!!!
To: avg_freeper
dead bolts cause burglaries
flood insurance causes floods
reinforced structures cause earthquakes
LOL!....Beautiful logic.
To: avg_freeper
LOL.......I think this says it all........well done.
To: avg_freeper
Ice cream consumption causes drownings.
Every summer people eat more ice cream and there are also more drownings. Therfore icream consumption causes more drownings. It has nothing to do with people also boat and swim in the summer. It has everything to do with eating ice cream.
Look at me, I'm a researcher too.
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