[The Thin Man]

Skinny, you had best start being nice or Santa will be forced to fill your stocking with lumps of straw and coal...hee hee. Or worse yet, make you eat a dreaded fruit cake...You know, one of those that get passed around each year in the Silent Auctions at Christmas parties.

Great news! Looks like I'll get something this year. Not only straw and coal but also a fruitcake. This will be a joyous Christmas.

[Pippin]

LOL!!

Like JustAmy, you "quack" me up!