Bomb Canada: The case for war

National Review ^ | November 25, 2002 | Jonah Goldberg

[The Iguana]

They must also accept responsibility for William Shatner.

[mitchbert]

LOL. Let's get the easy ones out of the way first :)

[CharacterCounts]

It would be impossible to invade Canada. They would just invite us in and offer tea.

[Barnacle]

Let's lay off Canada for a while. They just lost their Air Force today when it flew into an elk.

[Enlightiator]

It would be impossible to invade Canada. They would just invite us in and offer tea.

Ha! And in Montreal, where I travel on occassion, the French would take you to a nice restaurant for a three hour dinner and good wine, and proceed to TALK about the proper way for OTHERS, such as the US, to fight the war against terrorism...

[LasVegasMac]

They must also accept responsibility for William Shatner.

May an un-cloaked Bird of Prey fly up your left nostril.

May your warp core develop serious coolant leaks.

May a hoard of tribbles populate your bathroom.

Other than that, Happy Holidays!

LVM

[marron]

I have worked with a long list of Canadians throughout most of my career, and I like them, and as working buddies would put them up against anyone, anytime. Too bad their pols are such losers.

But I have lost a lot of my judgementalism since we Re-elected Clinton. The first time I wrote off as a Perot-concocted fluke. But the second time, I was just embarrassed.

And to think we only missed Gore by about a hundred votes. This country is teetering on the brink of going the way Canada went. But if we do, it won't be pretty. Just like some people can hold their liquor and still sit upright, Canadians manage to endure their socialist misrule and enforced conformism with some dignity. We would be the other kind, the sloppy, drunken, embarrassing socialists, bellowing and wetting ourselves, with no sense of limits or proportion.

[watcher1]

[donmeaker]

90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border.

[babaloo999]

Don't the French always come up with their own word/expressions so they
don't use the American version like the rest of the world does?
And don't you see that this is just another excuse to post this...

Canadians Want to Rule the Earth

Evil Canadians

[watcher1]

[AGreatPer]

"England and Australia

OK. Ok, agreed, but really, England is a division of Canada. They only think they rule them. And Australia is an Englend wanna bee.

[AGreatPer]

Rye: Check Post #33.

[watcher1]

bump...eh

[aSkeptic]

canada is a very good neighbor.

[zeugma]

They just lost their Air Force today when it flew into an elk.

I'm still laughing.

[AGreatPer]

Did you know that Canada has an Army? It happened so fast but between training Americans I had a Canadian class and they were one of the best I had. It was almost as if they were they best in Canada. Well let me tell you. They were great.

BTW, my training is not outdoors. All I can say is "computer". Nough said.

[Grampa Dave]

Most Canadians that I have meet are wonderful people.

Most French Canadians I have meet are first class arrogant a$$holes. When they move down here, they become even more arrogant and intolerable. Everyone of them needs to be sent back to Quebec to rid this country of vermin.