[Cacique]

Just when I thought I was getting bored along comes opportunity.

I think this guy is in for a major Freep if he ever comes to New York. What yall say tri-state chapter? We should get a sound permit at the hotel where he is staying at 3 o'clock in the morning.

[demosthenes the elder]

please... use custard pie saturation barrages.
better yet: a massive strike of precision guided rancid-mayonnaise pies ;)

[hellinahandcart]

Oh, let's be subtle and *mature* this time. I don't want to draw any money this guy's way at all, by attracting attention out front.

We'll infiltrate the bookstore and pretend to be looking for books (somebody else's books :D). But we'll be armed with peashooters and tiny paper airplanes.

If it's at a Barnes & Noble, one of us can stage a spectacular "trip" near the author, while carrying a full extra-large latte with an ill-fitting lid...

[firebrand]

As soon as we find out where he's signing his piles of dog doo, the freep is on!