[Godel]

And so America died, not with a bang, but with a whimper, as its brainwashed citizens were too afraid of being called names to speak up in defense of their sovereignty.

[4Freedom]

"If you're a patsy, people beat up on you..."

Ain't that the truth. The patriots that fought and died for the independence of this great Nation would be wondering why the hell they bothered, if they could see what was going on now.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

South Boston is soon to experience a powerful political force: satire. Smart alecs unite! We need every clown, every wisemheimer, every irritating person we can find to help us!

Here are our first demands:

Illegal Immigrants.... We Must Help Them!
Ban Privacy! Make All Privacy and All Clothing illegal!

Join our Sheepish Cause