Had to share this story with the forum today. Our next door neighbor, Bubba, was outside "deep-frying" Mr. Turkey. He told us the Turkey weighed 10 pounds and he had been deep frying it for 3 hours!! (He said he lost the directions how long to deep fry it).
I looked it up on the internet for him, and it says "Deep Fry 35 minutes for 10 pounds"...
I think he ended up with one crispy, greasy critter. Didn't have the heart to ask him how it was...poor guy.
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Don't worry. Bubba won't know the difference. Nor will his descendants or his "significant other".
As long as the beer doesn't run out, he'll be just fine.
On that note see:
http://www.wkmg.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-180741220021126-101153.html