there are so many other terrible, more likely things that can happen to a teenager who's allowed to run wild. Especially girls.
Thank God, my kids had manageable, albeit barely, problems.
Way back in grade school wood shop I had a female shop teacher ... extremely rare in those days and probably the first lesbian I had ever encountered ... although I had no idea what a lesbian was at that point.
Well, one day she got fed up with my screwing around all over the shop and just generally being a pain in the butt, so she nailed me to my work bench for the duration of the class.
No, no, no, ... through my jeans you animals. It was really quite an effective form of discipline.