Lost deer goes Krogering

THE ROANOKE TIMES ^ | Saturday, November 23, 2002 | By TOM ANGLEBERGER

[Riley]

It may seem like a dichotomy,but,many of us can appreciate wildlife and at the same time, respect hunters and the eating of meat.

Makes sense to me. I get along with wild critters, for some reason-- they'll just come up to me, expecting to be fed. I usually oblige, if I have something to offer. And no, I'm not missing any body parts. :-)

I don't know, maybe we're tired of the duplicity of humanity and refreshed by the honesty of animals. (?)

[Zack Nguyen]

A deer bit my sister once.

[mhking]

Black conservative ping

If you want on (or off) of my black conservative ping list, please let me know via FREEPmail. (And no, you don't have to be black to be on the list!)

Extra warning: this is a high-volume ping list.

[mhking]

Damn - wrong list. Sorry...

[stripes1776]

He probably left in disgust when he discovered that the lady in front of him in the express lane had more than 10 items in her basket.

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[CougarGA7]

Hold muh deer?

[IFly4Him]

I hit two deer on the runway in Lynchburg back in July... They're all over the place...

[patriot5186]

that's nothing to be concerned about. Now if he goes into Big 5 sporting goods and purchases some ammo let me know.

[mhking]

Hold muh deer?

Kroger 'round these parts doesn't sell venison, but in the mountains? Y'never know...;-)

[PoorMuttly]

Deer are in the moose family, I hear.

[CindyDawg]

There are a lot of deer near our lake lot. When we first bought it my husband said he was going to set up feeders on the lawn. I thought Aw he's gonna feed them. Come to find out he was planning on "hunting" from the porch. CD

[farmfriend]

I wondered why there was two pings for that post. Now I know. How often do you do that?

[mhking]

How often do you do that?

Not often - the phone had rung, so I was stuck trying to talk to my nephew while I was pulling the list.

[Pookie Me]

BLACKSBURG - A confused deer

Damn - wrong list. Sorry...

Does this mean you have a black confused ping list?

Pookie & ME
(On yer "Hold Muh Beer 'n Watch This" list)

[martin_fierro]

[AppyPappy]

Yes. I spoke to someone who was there. The deer barely missed the $200 wines.

[Gumlegs]

Sometimes slipping on the linoleum, it went through the U-Scan checkout area and down aisle 10.

Until these things learn proper shopping etiquette, they shouldn't be allowed in the store in the first place.

[PoorMuttly]

Isn't that Species Profiling ?

[Rebelbase]

"$200 wines"

Whoa, thats big bucks.