[marktuoni]

The answers to all of your questions will be revealed....first though you must visit your local grocery store, purchse some of Reynold's famous wrap, fashion a fedora, bowler or other appropriate headgear from said wrap and position it properly on your head.

You will soon be well on your way to a full understanding!

[FreedomPoster]

>>must visit your local grocery store, purchse some of Reynold's famous wrap, fashion a fedora, bowler or other appropriate headgear from said wrap and position it properly on your head.

How DARE you! provide that advice and *not* provide a link to the fount of all knowledge in this area:

http://www.zapatopi.net/afdb

There. *Now* she's been appropriately informed.

[Woodman]

But don't forget to get some Duct Tape to hold it all together.