Posted on 11/25/2002 9:25:16 PM PST by Tuco-bad
The Twelve Days of Fascism
On the first day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
A Department of Homeland Security
On the second day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the third day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the fourth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the fifth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the sixth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the seventh day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the eight day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the ninth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the tenth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the eleventh day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Eleven years protesting
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing,br> Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the twelfth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Twelve digital implants
Eleven years protesting
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
Your a** is big enough to handle it.
Eleven years protesting
So here's to a GOP win in 2008!
Ten less amendments
Last I checked, Ashcroft was the first AG in recent memory to assert that the 2nd Amendment guaranteed the right of INDIVIDUALS to bear arms.
Nine internment camps
That is SO Y2K-ish.
Eight surveillance cameras
Yawn. The average 7-11 has that many.
Seven TIPsters tipping
TIPS be dead, tuco.
Six snoops a-sniffing
They probably hit the evidence locker over at the DEA.
Five Carnivores
Yeah, libs HATE meat-eaters.
Four airport friskings
Which you probably ENJOYED.
Three wiretappings
Plus a cell-phone intercept that led Hellfire being brought down on Al Queda
Two detained Muslims
Only two?
And a Department of Homeland Security
Which, last I checked, actually increased privacy protections in this country.
Please disregard is you do not have a sense of humor.
I have never understood the liberal propensity to confuse STUPID with FUNNY.
I truly hope so.
But if it now takes them a bit longer to get a visa, does it really make a difference?
breaken did not understand what DU meant.
I'm not one to call the moderator, unless I think there is a very serious thing going on which will hurt JR or the site. Otherwise, I fight my one battles.
Thanx for your comments.
Seems you are too mean-spirited to have any sense of humor.
Nah, what I wrote was funny, and was no personal attack, but a retort. You're too wedded to PC sensibilities to understand humor, hence your idiotic post.
Sure - anything you say.
The very first one!
Awwww, tuco. Think about it. It's called a joke. Look it up in the dictionary. People comment on the size of my butt all the time, and I laught at it. And to think you started this thread out with a comment about folks without a sense of humor.
The very first one!
You mean this one:
Your a** is big enough to handle it.
Ohmygawd! It all becomes clear. You're JERRY NADLER!
Oh okay - I'll accept it at that - no hard feelings.
Your a** is big enough to handle it.
Ohmygawd! It all becomes clear. You're JERRY NADLER!
Wrong AGAIN! - You haven't seen me since I had my stomach stapled.
JN
You're admitting to having a wide butt?
Nay not so, replied the angel.
On the contrary, you don't seem to know what bong implies...no joke:
"There's no surprise to see the libertarian ideologues and DU ideologues all weeping in their bongs."
10 posted on 11/25/2002 10:39 PM PST by Cultural Jihad
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