[Tina Johnson]

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[BenR2]

I heard he hums "409" by the Beach boys sometimes.

[lilylangtree]

Why should Jesus drive anything? Enoch when he ascended to heaven he is reported as being translated. When Elijah went to heaven, he went in a fiery chariot pulled by fiery horses. These two fellow and Jesus while on earth walked everywhere they wanted to go even though chariots were the popular mode of transportation for Elijah and Jesus (don't know if chariots were invented in Enoch's time.) After Jesus was crucified, he returned to earth and then he migrated to heaven without wings and without help but a cloud did receive him. If scientists can figure how Jesue pulled it off, all carrier modes of transportation currently on this earth will be put out of business permanently. What a way to get rid of any reliance on oil and the islamics! I look forward to that time.

[Hank Rearden]

The first time I saw one of these, I thought: "Jesus!".

Yo, Bible scholars - does that signify anything?

[AlGone2001]

He'll drive one of these:

Coming soon to a theatre near you...

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[ATOMIC_PUNK]

But he wouldnt be driving it he would be riding in it!

[WKB]

First time a V W Bug, Upon is return a SUV

[F16Fighter]

Hmmm tough call...

It'd have to be humble, not flashy, but something confortable and with great vision...A white 1973 Cadillac El Dorado convertable...

Did I say "not flashy"??

[SBprone]

Well it's so obvious. Jesus would drive a borrowed car. It might be a Hummer or a Hyundai and it wouldn't make a bit of difference to Him as long as it met His transportation needs in a given situation.

Now the question I have is: Would Jesus always return the car with a full tank of gas?

[John Lenin]

Since Jesus was a carpenter he would be driving a 1 ton pickup truck.

[4johngalt]

Good thing you didn't ask this question in Kaduna, Nigeria or there might be anohter riot to contend with.
Anyway Jesus would be driving the new "IT" People Mover with the new batteries that never need charging. One of a kind.
As HE is.

[billhilly]

I believe he would drive...............................the money changers out of the temple.

[harpo11]

Jesus doesn't need to drive, but tell that to Marxists using religion against the people. They look at religion as the opiate of the people, thereby in the minds of snotty arrogant Marxists, religious people can be rendered senseless through implications of guilt.

Well, I have news for them, if Jesus wanted to drive, it would be

Heaven Force One!