[John Lenin]

Since Jesus was a carpenter he would be driving a 1 ton pickup truck.

[flying Elvis]

His pickup would definitely include an offroad package for those trips to the Sea of Galilee. I don't think Onstar would be necessary, he is Jesus after all. And dare we forget to include a towing package, for Jesus did spend a bit of time on the water with his fishing buddies. This begs the question: What kind of boat would Jesus drive?

Outboard motor or Inboard? Fiberglass bassboat or aluminum johnboat? Rubber raft or airboat? The seemingly logical choice would be a sailboat, however, no one really uses those for fishing anymore; they have become a plaything for the rich, and we know how Jesus felt about rich men.

Since Jesus always had an entourage of at least 12 with him, I guess he'd want something at least as large as a pontoon boat. Pontoon boats are not very conducive to fishing though, so we'll have to consider something else. A trawler maybe?