Jesus, And What He Would Drive

IntellectualConservative.com ^ | Wednesday, November 20th | Brian S. Wise

[F16Fighter]

Very good :-)

[SBprone]

Well it's so obvious. Jesus would drive a borrowed car. It might be a Hummer or a Hyundai and it wouldn't make a bit of difference to Him as long as it met His transportation needs in a given situation.

Now the question I have is: Would Jesus always return the car with a full tank of gas?

[John Lenin]

Since Jesus was a carpenter he would be driving a 1 ton pickup truck.

[flying Elvis]

His pickup would definitely include an offroad package for those trips to the Sea of Galilee. I don't think Onstar would be necessary, he is Jesus after all. And dare we forget to include a towing package, for Jesus did spend a bit of time on the water with his fishing buddies. This begs the question: What kind of boat would Jesus drive?

Outboard motor or Inboard? Fiberglass bassboat or aluminum johnboat? Rubber raft or airboat? The seemingly logical choice would be a sailboat, however, no one really uses those for fishing anymore; they have become a plaything for the rich, and we know how Jesus felt about rich men.

Since Jesus always had an entourage of at least 12 with him, I guess he'd want something at least as large as a pontoon boat. Pontoon boats are not very conducive to fishing though, so we'll have to consider something else. A trawler maybe?

[Kenyon]

For what it's worth - my guess is that he would simply take the bus or walk.

[4johngalt]

Good thing you didn't ask this question in Kaduna, Nigeria or there might be anohter riot to contend with.
Anyway Jesus would be driving the new "IT" People Mover with the new batteries that never need charging. One of a kind.
As HE is.

[billhilly]

I believe he would drive...............................the money changers out of the temple.

[MsLady]

Using your logic, we should give up everything except what little we need to survive. If that's what you feel called to do by the L-rd, then you should do it.

[harpo11]

Jesus doesn't need to drive, but tell that to Marxists using religion against the people. They look at religion as the opiate of the people, thereby in the minds of snotty arrogant Marxists, religious people can be rendered senseless through implications of guilt.

Well, I have news for them, if Jesus wanted to drive, it would be

Heaven Force One!